The following is an excerpt from an extended text conversation between Cathy Benavides and myself. I needed help with an outfit for a family wedding. It should be noted that Cathy is a fashionista, and I am—well, clearly not.
Believe it or not, the weirdest thing about this photo isn't that it appears to be of a transvestite Alice in Wonderland visiting the set of A Clockwork Orange, but rather that I found it while doing a Google search for "healthy recipes."
Be nice. Be respectful. Tolerance for foul language is very high, but don’t
use it against anyone else, or you’ll be bound, gagged and forced to watch Fox News. I reserve the right to delete comments as I see fit because I’m the head boss lady in charge. So there.