January 2012

The Blind Leading the Blinder

by ihaddad on January 8, 2012

Bill & IleneThe following is an excerpt from an extended text conversation between Cathy Benavides and myself. I needed help with an outfit for a family wedding. It should be noted that Cathy is a fashionista, and I am—well, clearly not.

Ilene & Cathy Text

And… scene.

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Today in Stock Photography

by ihaddad on January 5, 2012

Freak

"Excuse me ma'am, but we're running a bit late for our flight."


More Freaks

This is no time for napping, goddamnit.

Nose picker

Photographer to model: "Okay, the next one might seem a bit unconventional, but just trust me on this..."

"Merry Christmas, motherfucker."

Disturbed sexy schoolgirl + ax murderer = AWESOME.

Believe it or not, the weirdest thing about this photo isn't that it appears to be of a transvestite Alice in Wonderland visiting the set of A Clockwork Orange, but rather that I found it while doing a Google search for "healthy recipes."


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Dexter Needs a Friend

by ihaddad on January 3, 2012

My poor dog has to play fetch with himself.

 

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