After reading an old post of mine, “Another Psycho in the Shower,” I began thinking of all the times I’ve pulled stunts like that. There are certainly too many to remember, but I thought I’d give you the highlights in the form of potential blog post titles (in no particular order):
- Hiking for Dummies: A Literal Cliffhanger
- Midnight Express: Mexican Mange & Food Poisoning
- A Tale of Two Exploding Ovens
- Napping on Train Station Floors: A Retrospective
- Ambien’s Greatest Hits! Includes such classics as, “Sleeping Pills & Showers,” “Yoga Before Bed Seemed Like a Good Idea,” and the ever popular “Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches Under the Covers.”
- Roman Holiday: Italian Bus Drivers Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules
- Turn of the Century Shoulder Dislocations (See “Hiking for Dummies” and “Yoga Before Bed” above.)
- Tales of a 6th Grade Weenie: The Closest I Will Ever Come to Owning a Porsche 911
- The Art of Snore: How to Sleep with Japanese Businessmen
- Honey, Why is There a Giant Hole in the Ceiling and a Child in the Backseat?
So now it’s your turn. Vote for your favorite from the list above, and perhaps it will become my next blog post. I can already feel the excitement building…
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I”ll go for Ambien’s Greatest Hits and The Tale of Two Exploding Ovens … classics!
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I had a feeling the cooking-themed post might be right up your alley. :)
I love them all but I think my favorite is “Honey, Why is There a Giant Hole in the Ceiling and a Child in the Backseat?”. You sure do have some gems listed there! Can’t wait to read them!
Yeah, that’s a good one. :)
Ambien’s Greatest Hits gets my vote, though I hope you eventually do them all. They all sound so good!