My husband is out of town this weekend being manly and shit. Here are some of the things I miss when he’s gone:
1. His ability to fix things
2. Someone else to share dog doodie duty
3. Stellar vacuuming skills
4. Personal food delivery man
5. IT support
On the other hand, there are a few benefits to having the house to myself:
1. No-brainer: Getting all the covers
2. Can loudly sing Robot Chicken song at midnight without reproach
3. Showering optional
4. TV is mine (assuming he didn’t change a setting on the remote, making it utterly useless in my hands)
5. Can throw away some of his clothes without him noticing
In conclusion, sometimes all it takes to keep the Weenies intact are some extra blankets and a shower.
The End.
UPDATE: After pushing every possible combination of buttons on the new remote, I found one channel. In Spanish. With Spanish subtitles.
