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WTF Wednesday: Bless This Mess

by ihaddad on July 14, 2010

Redneck Family Portrait

Apparently Cousin Larry confused Autoshop with Photoshop in the course catalog.

Hello and welcome to this week’s special edition of “WTF Wednesday.” What a treat we have for you today!

As the saying goes, “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.” One of the many charms of this great state is how polite folks can be—even when they’re insulting you to your face. It is in this spirit that I present to you a new feature we like to call, “Well, Bless Your Heart.”

And what better way to kick off this inaugural edition than with our favorite state symbol: the Redneck. Enjoy!

The sign below is a nice example of descriptive, clear messaging without a lot of extraneous details. (They really mean it when they say “General” Store.)

Redneck Heaven

Even husseys deserve a fun weekend once in a while.

The following photo was taken by my friend, Jen Cunningham. She’s an artist who really appreciates good design.

Rednecks R Us

You gotta respect a man so certain of his own identity, bless his heart.

The next image is a brilliant example of reverse psychology. For years, political strategists will attempt to emulate this man’s tactics:

Get yer fresh morans here.

Tommy's ambitious first foray into the political arena is fraught with challenges, but no one can accuse him of being an elitist Ivy Leaguer.

Here’s a submission from one of my favorite contributors, David Ingram, proving yet again that “Necessity is the mentally-unstable father of invention.”

Bless them tits.

Clear Message + Creativity + Lives with Mom = Pure Genius

So that’s all for this week’s special edition of “WTF Wednesday.”
Bless your heart!

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Cathy Benavides

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! FYI, my little sister says “Tits or GTFO” all the time. I have to say, it my be my new favorite saying….. next to “Pictures or it didn’t happen.” These are awesome!!

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Dag Nybo

Simply wonderful…. Bless those timid minded little rednecks… They do mean well

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